Of course dear old pervert aunt had to ‘go’ and made sure she left door open so I heard her massive piss hit the water. Then after a couple of weeks, as she went to ‘go’ she asked me to bring her a new toilet roll. As I went into the bathroom, she as on the throne, skirt around her waist, legs wide apart and showing me he really hairy fanny. Then she pulled apart her fat labia lips and let out the biggest and longest piss ever. Of course seeing that converted my raging hormones into a hard on. She leaned over and calmly undid my flies, took it out saying’ Simon honey, I think it’s time you helped Auntie. First it was just wiping her fanny and soon progressed to me frigging her off whilst she pissed, then she made watch her piss in public, me piss over her and finally we fucked regularly. But the point is Joan; I have yet to find a lady to really enjoy those things, which is why your ad nearly made me cum in my pants. Look, I’m hard just thinking about it.’To be sure, she was getting. On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a bunch of teen boys pronounced that name. He was something of what may now be called a geek, and would always try to be first to answer questions in class. There was one time though, in I think a history class, the instructor asked a question, and the young man madly waved his hand as usual. Perhaps the older male instructor was a bit peeved at the antics, and I will always recall the rather disgusted tone of his voice as he said, “Okay.
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